What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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i am predestal

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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minorities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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