- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

i am predestal

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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