No.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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SAY

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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womans rights

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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