- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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knock knock you may come in

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

9:11 make a wish

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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