you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Carlton

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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