A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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no

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The government makes a good decision

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

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