i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

im jewish

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Your life That's the joke

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Dead babies.

Robin, get in the car.

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