- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

The size of Idris Elba's penis

milly, milly, milly, cat

Obama

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Brett Farve

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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