Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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johann grayson being liked

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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DANA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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An Irishman stays home

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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