What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

The chicken crossed the road.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

So one time this woman was learning...

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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