- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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