- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

I had a dream I watched Inception.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

The jets are a good team..

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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