When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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im jewish

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That's what he said.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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