Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Benevolent villain.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

I have no joke. u mad?

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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