Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

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