Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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knock knock go away

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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