What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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This joke isnt funny.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Womens rights.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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