What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Women's rights

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Freedom of Speech

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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