- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Jasper sucks.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Well, this is fun.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A black succeeds

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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