- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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