How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

knock knock come in

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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