- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

That's unfortunate.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

son, you're adopted.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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