professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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