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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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