A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Black people are innocent.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's funny? Women's rights.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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