Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is Jason? Black.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's 6+2? 16

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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