Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Child Prostitution.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Carlton

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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