- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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