- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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