Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

8====D {(0)}

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

johann grayson being liked

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

does this look unsure to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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