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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

i have 2 penises

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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