A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

jokes r dumb

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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knock knock whos there .. derp

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The WNBA.

Women's rights.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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