Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Benevolent villain.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

balls in ya mouf

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

69.... is a number

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

poop.........

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

France never surrender.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

I hate you.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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