Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

DANA

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Women's rights.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

does this look unsure to you?

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Anti Joke

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