- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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josh simpson has cancer

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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