I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Rick Perry.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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johann grayson being liked

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Anti Joke

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