You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Child Prostitution.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's 9 +10 19

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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