What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's in there? Get outta there...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

The Aristocrats

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

why did the man die? he got shot

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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