Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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gays

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What is a dog? Bark

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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