A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What what In the butt

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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the cow goes moo

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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