- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Turtles

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

black people. that is all...

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Is Carly smart? No.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The Aristocrats

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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