How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Scott

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Women's rights

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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