Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Kim Kardashian.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

live babies

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Dani Barton = Stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

American healthcare.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops