- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

No joke.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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