they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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