- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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