What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A black succeeds

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your all shit at jokes

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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potato

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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