- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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