- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

DERP

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Global Warming.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

You.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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