If life hands you lemons Take them

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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