knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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make me a sandwich!

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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hi bye

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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69

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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son, you're adopted.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Hey, come here often? No.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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