Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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...Jack Vale

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Kate

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Anti Joke

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