What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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