Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Military intelligence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Ruller

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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