A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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guess what?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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I like jokes.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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