A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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American healthcare.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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You.

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i like potatoes

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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