- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Turtles

live babies

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Well, this is fun.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What time is it? 10:58

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

If life hands you lemons Take them

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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