What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Freedom of Speech

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

9/11

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

who just made fun of katie matt

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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