Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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your fat

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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women's rights

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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