why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Religion

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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I love you very much.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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...Jack Vale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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