Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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