Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Hello

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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