- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Lockerbie bombing

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's 9 +10 19

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

i have 2 penises

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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