Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I won the game.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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