what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

...Jack Vale

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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