2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what color is blue? green

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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suck my dick.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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