- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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