- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I hate you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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