Nickelback

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Five guys one rape.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Anti Joke

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