- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dani Barton = Stupid

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Is Carly smart? No.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Religion

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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