One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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