- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

apple pie.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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