What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I won the game.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why Because

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Women rights..

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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knock knock you may come in

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Anti Joke

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