Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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