Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I Love Hitler.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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arse

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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women's rights

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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