- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

arse

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why were corners made? For crying.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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