A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

black people. that is all...

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Knock knock! Yes?

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Religion

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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