What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why Because

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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