- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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