What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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The government makes a good decision

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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the cow goes moo

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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