what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Oh...okay, good.

A boy with red hair is happy.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Lockerbie bombing

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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