Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Women's rights

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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