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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

An Irishman stays home

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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