What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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