what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Women's Golf

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Brett Farve

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Pickle!

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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