A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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