Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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No.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

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