- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

a horse walks into a barn

I had a dream I watched Inception.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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