Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What time is it? 10:58

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