what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Jasper sucks.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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PENIS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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