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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

gay marriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

apple pie.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

gays

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Benevolent villain.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

why did the man die? he got shot

poop.........

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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