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Pianca going ham

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Women's rights

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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