- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

knock knock come in

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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