Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Hair

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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