What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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