What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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William Raines.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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