This is not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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no

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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