A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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1+1= 69

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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