WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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