How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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American healthcare.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Hi my name is Bob

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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I have no joke. u mad?

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Anti Joke

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