What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

black people. that is all...

I Love Hitler.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What is a dog? Bark

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Is Carly smart? No.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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