- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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