What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Womens rights.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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