- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Global Warming.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

i like potatoes

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

black people. that is all...

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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