- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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I got shot, you laughed

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

kennah campion... being nice

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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