- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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