Steering Wheel Face.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

i have aids and a chode

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

William Raines.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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