- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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