Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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