nathan palmer has a big head !

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Lockerbie bombing

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I like to eat.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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