What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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live babies

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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