I like to eat.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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