what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I hate you.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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