which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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gay marriage.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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wat?

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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