- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Well, this is fun.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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