What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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