Women rights..

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

GRAAAAAAAR.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

I got shot, you laughed

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

kennah campion... being nice

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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