- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot, you laughed

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

If life hands you lemons Take them

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

The jets are a good team..

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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