- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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