what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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This is not a joke.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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You're so straight!

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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im jewish

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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