Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Well, this is fun.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Hello

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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gay marriage.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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