why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

God is religiously proven to be real

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The WNBA.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The jets are a good team..

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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