- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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