what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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DANA

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Josh kissing a girl

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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the WNBA

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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gays

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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potato

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