Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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poop.........

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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