- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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