Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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gays

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What is a dog? Bark

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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