A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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