Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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johann grayson being liked

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Rick Perry.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A joke

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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American healthcare.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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hi my name is? joe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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