- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Freedom of Speech

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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