William Raines.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Is Carly smart? No.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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