- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

jokes r dumb

Turtles

Women's rights.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

The WNBA.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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