What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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That's unfortunate.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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