Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A scottish man having fun

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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penis

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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