What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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I like to eat.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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