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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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I hate you.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Black people are innocent.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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im jewish

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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