- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

why did the chicken cross the road

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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