Rebecca Black sings a song.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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You.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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DERP

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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penis

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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your fat

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knock knock come in

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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