Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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The WNBA.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

knock knock go away

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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