- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What time is it? 10:58

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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