Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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why did the man die? he got shot

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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