- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Jews for Jesus

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Women's rights.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

The WNBA.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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