Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Jasper sucks.

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