- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

GRAAAAAAAR.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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