Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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josh simpson has cancer

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I like to eat.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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im jewish

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What what In the butt

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Women's rights

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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