A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

No.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

The chicken crossed the road.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's 6+2? 16

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