My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A ginger rapping.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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noodles

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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