- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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